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Go the F to Sleep? How About You Get an F-ing Clue?!

So, I’m sure most of you have heard about this hilarious “children’s” book called “Go the F*** to Sleep.” Very clever, very funny. And even better, there’s a YouTube video of it being read by Samuel L. Jackson. Perfect choice, … Continue reading

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Dear Mr. Fantasy…

It’s Saturday morning, and for the time being I am alone downstairs in my house, enjoying the peace and quiet while I sip my coffee. Nice, huh? Today is especially great because not only is my family sleeping, but so … Continue reading

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I Demand Sanctuary!

We’ve all had bad days at work. Sometimes a bad week. Well, I’m almost at the end of a bad month. Seriously. Toughest, most brutal work month of my life. There were impossible deadlines, my boss yelled so much he … Continue reading

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Bad Roll Model…yes, I said roll, not role. Just read…

Well, yesterday was the monthly lunch with my co-workers. There are seven of us and we kind of keep it a secret mostly because we don’t want Fred to find out. If you knew Fred you’d understand. Everyone has a … Continue reading

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Three Day Weekend, or Four Day Work Week. Either Way I Lose…

Well it’s Saturday. Or as I normally call it: Two Days Till Monday. But because of this Monday being a holiday, that two days has turned into three. But you know what? I’m not going to do my usual “oh … Continue reading

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And the Oscar Goes to…

Christian Bale? Nope. Geoffrey Rush? Nuh-uh. The Oscar goes to…ME! That’s right. And I deserve it. You should have seen my heart-breaking, powerful performance the other night when I (near tears) told my wife that I had to work this … Continue reading

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Who the heck came up with this “genius” idea?!

So you know that wonderful feeling you get when Thursday’s work day ends, and you know you just have to get through Friday to get to the glorious weekend? I don’t. As you know, I dread the weekend because of … Continue reading

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