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Here’s the real debate.

Posted on October 26, 2012 by iwantmyweekendsback

You remember that great Seinfeld episode where they go to visit that couple that just had a baby? And the baby was kind of, well, hideous? Funny episode. But it made me remember when I first had kids. I prefer … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged annoyed, cute babies, Debates, family, family time, I want my weekends back, moody daughter, mumbling son, no time, teenage daughters, thank god it's Monday, weekends | 2 Comments

Felix Baumgartner, the Debate #2, the Yankees, and Kobe’s big mouth…

Posted on October 17, 2012 by iwantmyweekendsback

…are all interesting topics. But you don’t need me for that stuff. That’s what Google, the Huffington Post, and my Aunt Merle are for. I know it’s been a while, but today I am here to talk about…my mother-in-law! Yes, … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged annoyed, Christmas break, family, I want my weekends back, in-laws, mother-in-law, revenge, spaghetti and meatballs, teenagers, thank god it's Monday | 3 Comments

Father’s Day was great except for one thing…

Posted on June 19, 2012 by iwantmyweekendsback

And that one thing was that my kids were nice. To me! I’m not one to look a gift horse in the mouth (another saying I don’t get or care for, but couldn’t think of anythng better), but them being … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged am I alone out here, barbecues, family, Father's Day, I want my weekends back, moody daughter, surreal, teenagers, thank god it's Monday | 7 Comments

Wow, that was some nap!

Posted on June 9, 2012 by iwantmyweekendsback

Okay, I know this will sound like a kid’s excuse for forgetting his homework, but I just forgot to blog. For four months! Yes, I’ve been busy, but I should have taken the time to blog. Not for you, for … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged annoying co-workers, barbecues, family, I want my weekends back, in-laws, lost weekend, moody daughter, teenage daughters, teenagers, thank god it's Monday, weekends | 5 Comments

Tomorrow is Oscar Sunday – and the Winner for Best Meal Is…

Posted on February 25, 2012 by iwantmyweekendsback

Well, tomorrow is the Oscars, and my wife will be making spaghetti and meatballs with garlic bread. I am very happy. But this brings back a bad Oscar meal memory. So, now let me tell you the infamous (I figure … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged arguments, family, family time, garlic bread, I want my weekends back, mother-in-law, Oscars, spaghetti and meatballs, thank god it's Monday | 3 Comments

Oh Boy! Relatives Are Visiting. Again!

Posted on February 18, 2012 by iwantmyweekendsback

Yes, I have company. Invited company? No. Well, unless you count them inviting themselves. My mother-in-law is back. I know she is one person, but I use “them” because I still feel like it’s her and my deceased father-in-law visiting. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged family, fattening foods, I want my weekends back, mother-in-law, ruined weekend, spaghetti and meatballs, teenagers, thank god it's Monday, visiting relatives, walking the dog | 3 Comments

Shhhh. I’m Going to a Super Bowl Party. Shhhhhh…..

Posted on January 29, 2012 by iwantmyweekendsback

I have this friend, who when he goes to a bar he almost always orders Blue Moon with extra orange. Almost is the key word here because at our local bar whenever he goes there, there is one bartender who … Continue reading →

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Is It Safe to Come Out Yet?

Posted on January 3, 2012 by iwantmyweekendsback

I wanted to wait a few days to make sure it was really 2012 and not some elaborate hoax aimed specifically at me. That’s not ego talking, that’s just a by-product of how bad 2011 was for me. And here’s … Continue reading →

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You tell’ em, Jimmy Boy!

Posted on November 17, 2011 by iwantmyweekendsback

As if I didn’t already love Jimmy Kimmel enough, I just read that he’s on a campaign to get people to cut out a bunch of their so-called “friends” on Facebook. Some people have hundreds, some thousands! I have eight, … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged annoying co-workers, Facebook, family, family time, I want my weekends back, Internet, Jimmy Kimmel, teenagers, texting, thank god it's Monday | 1 Comment

Whoa…

Posted on October 14, 2011 by iwantmyweekendsback

I just NOW woke up out of my Yom Kippur fasting stupor. Did I miss anything?

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged family, fasting, I want my weekends back, thank god it's Monday | 1 Comment